Yes boys and girls we are starting that time, the time where Word Salads run amok. The most wonderful time of the next two years. Politics in the great ole USA. Seems like yesterday we were getting over 2020. Seriously I think it was yesterday or as our Vice President would say it’s just a significance passage in time:

“The significance of the passage of time, right? The significance of the passage of time. So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time…there is such great significance to the passage of time.” Such inspiring words from our second in command. One of our many politicians who have mastered the art of saying nothing substantial.

“I’ll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. “I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.” “I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking.” “Hey, wait a minute, there’s one guy holding out both puppets!” “Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control.” ………Comedienne Bill Hicks

Politics in this country as George Orwell once stated, “In our age, there is no such thing as ‘keeping out of politics.’. All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred, and schizophrenia. Uhhhh…..yeah. I heard the GOP was scheduling one of their debates at a playground at a grammar school moderated by a mob of jeering third graders. Seems legit. Think about it. Trump, DeSantis and the horde of others that will be participating in that clown show. They will be in an environment that is appropriate to their rhetoric. Yo mama jokes, flapping arm fart sounds, spit balls. Maybe we could have some Nickelodeon balloon effects.

“If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”..…..WC Fields

A word salad refers to the practice of stringing together words that have no apparent connection to one another—an extreme case of jumbled speech or disorderly writing. I gave you a great Kamala Harris example. More? Ladies and gentlemen, the master Donald Trump. His style has increasingly come to overwhelm the human brain. “But if we did – think of this, if we didn’t do testing – instead of testing over 40 million people, if we did half the testing we’d have half the cases. If we did another – you cut that in half, we’d have yet again half of that.” Brilliant….just brilliant.

Then there is this one by our current President…..The way Trump—the way China will respond is when we gather the rest of the world that in fact [unintelligible] in… in… fr- in in in in open trade and making sure that we’re in a position that the world uh that, that we deal with WHO the right way that, in fact, that’s when things begin to change, that when China’s behavior is going to change.” See if you can swallow this one. BIDEN: “I’ll paraphrase the phrase of my old neighborhood: The rest of the countries, the world is not a patch in our jeans, if we do what we wanna do, we need to do.” Incoherent babbling at its best.

I could give example after example. We still have 17 months before the election. Just imagine the communication or the expression of thoughts and eloquent speech that is yet to come. I can’t wait to hear what North Dakota governor Doug Burgum and ex Arkansas governor Asa Hutchinson brings to the table. Vivek Ramaswamy ladies and gentlemen……who?

This is America and this my friends is the best we can do? A President who most of the time has no idea where or who he is with a Vice President who is, just the thought of her/she becoming President boggles my mind verses an ex-President who possibly could be in jail when he gets the GOP nomination which also boggles my mind. Our likely future presidents are two age-befuddled geezers who plainly don’t live in the real world now, if ever they did, and why Capitol Hill is swarming with Senators who can’t find their car keys without pulling staffers off of “look for a good sale price on adult diapers” duty to help. The only term limit we have is death by old age. Example Senator Dianne Feinstein.

So get ready, it is here. All the mud slinging, all the lies, everything you hate is coming to a TV screen near you. The candidates tooting their horns about all the great things that they have done. The 24 hour Trump derangement syndrome, the Biden old age ads, Tim Scott is an Uncle Tom, Vivek Ramaswamy sound like a good candidate but no one knows him ads, the Ron Desantis hates everyone ads and finally the one North Dakota governor Doug Burgum ad that we may or may not see.

Then there are the debates. Any real debate would not allow candidates to act like twelve year olds. But since there are only two candidates, and either one can refuse to participate, the debate organizers are stuck with what ever crap the worst candidate will offer. And it is often plainly crap. There are no consequences for interrupting, changing the subject, engaging in personal attacks, or even in engaging in what some might consider an act of assault. After all of that we then have the election. We know the Presidential elections are more a circus than an exercise of “the will of the people”. Step right up boys and girls and let the show begin.

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